tennessee-titan9174743937496765:
My barber line my shit up spectacularly
drake n josh
How the fuck could this apply to the image above
do you think horses get jealous of motorcycles?
Motorcycles never get to bite people
do you think motorcycles get jealous of horses?
without any shadow of a doubt, yes
I answer for no one.
this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again
What if we kissed on the rouch
hand:
international hand symbol for “what the fuck are you doing”
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
why is yikes plural. why so many yike
OPEN RP
sans giggled teasingly, “I’m all yours komaeda..so quit playing around”
oh sans, i thought youd never ask!! im so… lucky! lucky to have an oppurtunity like this!! *puts on latex gloves*
c-come on kid, quit the yapping. My bones are tingling for your touch
now now, sansy… theres no need to be so pushy!! but.. ah.. are you sure youd want to do this with scum like me..?
sans whimpered with frustration “scum or not I want you to mess me up. Make me your naughty little skeleton.”
then let us begin! *komaeda smirks and begins pulling on sans femur* how do you like that you kinky little bone man??
*Nicki steps in*
What is going on?? Sans?
Sans whipped around shaking “nicki? Why are you here..I..I thoughtbwhat we had was over?”
Sans…. who is this??? *glaring daggers at nikki*
Sans begins to sweat hard blushing “she’s just a friend! Nothing else just a friend!!!”
a..are you lying to me??
*sans turns pale* no! I’d never lie to you babe..I swear!
i dont want to hear it. …. i cant.. cant blame you though. of course youd want to cheat on… scum like me.. im nothing compared to you.
*he burst into tears* d-don’t day something like that! You aren’t scum! I love you komaeda, you mean everything to me please don’t leave.
Heh.
*She avoids eye contact*
I knew you loved him more.
I’m sorry but it’s over, Sans.
*Nicki gets in her lamborghini and va va vooms away*
*he falls to his knees an screams* WHY. EHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME.
Hey Guys Wats Going On Here Some Kind Of Secks Or Some Thing
@staff heads up I’m suing because of the emotional and mental damages this post caused
does anyone have more pictures of dogs making this face? i need to start a collection
